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Old 06-05-2009, 11:40 PM #1
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Right I feel really hyper tonight so I want all your jokes. No matter how bad, cos sometimes the worst are the best.

I will start with one that never gets old for me:

Two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says "Ahh oh god we are stuck in an oven!" and the other looks shocked and says "Ahhh a talking muffin!?!"
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And Shaun I was like ahh there is already a joke thread. Then I clicked on it
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Ugly, sweaty fat woman,
Screaming and shouting,
Clothes ripped, skin torn,
Violent struggle,
Knife goes in, fatally wounding the victim.

Carlsberg don't do violent rape and murder...

Black people do.
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Ugly, sweaty fat woman,
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By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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I see Andy Murray gets really annoyed when foreigners call him "English". He can't blame them though - they've probably never seen a Scotsman who isn't pissed before!
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I see Andy Murray gets really annoyed when foreigners call him "English". He can't blame them though - they've probably never seen a Scotsman who isn't p****d before!
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