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June 5, 2005, 6:24:48
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Maxwell and Saskia are hardly apart for a second these days. But with Maxwell having confessed his fondness for the fellow Londoner, he's still struggling to find words of love and affection to say to her.

While Saskia was getting dressed and doing her make up in the bedroom, Maxwell was watching in wonder, and a towel. Saskia let rip one of the heftiest belches a human can manage, as Maxwell rearranged his bits. It was like love in the monkey house.

"You've got a great big scratch under your pit," said Saskia.

"I usually wake up covered in bruises," said her prospective lover.

Saskia complained that the hat she was trying on wasn't working for her. "Hats don't suit me," she said.

"Yeah they do," replied smooth-talking Maxwell. "They cover up most of your face."

Saskia said she'd look better without it, prompting Maxwell to tug on her top and say, "You'd look better without this," before pinching her pants and saying "and this." At last, some nervous flirting from Maxwell's silver tongue.

Saskia said she'd look better in the dark and Maxwell laughed as if it was really funny.

Love is in the air, with every sight and every sound (crooned).