[Ryan.]

What would you do? What would you tell them?

[Novo]

I'd tell them Marcus is the 1/100 odds on favourite to win

Just to see Karly's face

[clj7]

I'd tell Sophie, that if she strips naked - Big Brother is willing to pay £200,000 to her when she's out!

[Jayson]

Punch Charlie, tell Lisa that shes the favourite, and take a dump in the pool.

[Claymores]

I'd tell them this series has the lowest viewing figures ever by a record drop in viewer numbers and C4/E4 don't even switch on LF until 12.30-1am as so few are interested in them.

[Josy]

Originally posted by Jayson
Punch Charlie, tell Lisa that shes the favourite, and take a dump in the pool.

Lmao

[Beastie]

Originally posted by Claymores
I'd tell them this series has the lowest viewing figures ever by a record drop in viewer numbers and C4/E4 don't even switch on LF until 12.30-1am as so few are interested in them.

lol yeah i would say them facts and figures to them as well!!

and that viewer ratings have less then 2 million watching!!

and i would say to freddie hes favourite to win

i would go in the diary room!!!! lol

[Lee.]

I would ask Siavash if I could have a "snuggle" Oh that hairy bod!...
God! what in the name of god is wrong with me??

[CaraRawr]

I'd tell Siavash how ****ing fierce he is, demind his Hey Good Looking tee and then disappear with Rodrigo to slap some sense into that boy xD <3

[Beastie]

i might say that team nasty are HATED on the outside...

[Rodrigo2Win]

Admin deleted.

[Taralove]

Hmm, I'd stir up a huge argument I think...

Aimed at Lisa and Snarly.



Then hug Freddie, and Siavash
I strangely find him attractive too happyland.

[Rollerrd]

Slap Rodrigo.
Remove all their cutlery.
Cut up their clothes (except Marcus')
Finally, tell them all Lisa is favourite to win.

[Sabrewulf238]

I'd destroy all the chairs in the house and watch Rodrigo go into meltdown.

Then I'd tell Lisa that all the tabloids/gossip mags are covering stories about how she actually used to be a man.

Then finally I'd talk to Freddie for a bit.

[fitz2k2]

tell each housemate how i feel then saying
marcus-ur not a xmen and get a haircut n stop going after norin because it never happening n outside u are looked as a pervert
rodrigo-grow some balls n stop complaing to big brother
lisa-team nasty ur is going down n ur the leader ur going down soon
karly-ur hot but after ur evicted me n u going to the club
norin-ur hot but u lead people on and not even funny,also ur hot
charlie-ur jokes are too funny but u been quite since kris left
sivash-throw spiders at him rofl
dogface-i have ur dogs to let them in the house u have to show me ur fun bags

[Chels]

i'd tell sophie her dogs have died, tell lisa her house has been repossesed and let them know marcus is favourite to win. but then i'd take freddie to one side and tell him marcus isn't really fave to win, you are but i told them that to wind them all up
then i'd cuddle freddie, snog siavash and hit lisa with a shovel.

[Ethan.k]

go to the diary romm obv....

convince them there was aanother house of some sort, get them to liven up(rodrigo especially), tell lisa to shut the ****** up!!!

try and mix it up somehow, tell sophie taht kris is a dick and is sleeping with everyone outside the house so u and charlie and rodrigo can all go and get it on....

[*teddybear*]

I would walk in and ask them all who they were. Tell them that we have all been watching a totally different house with totally different housemates and they had thrown their summer away for nothing.

[Chuckyegg]

I'd tell them that nobody's watching and it's so bad that the programme has been moved to 2am in the morning on E4

[Sabrewulf238]

Wait no! I'd also tell them that Angel get's to choose the next person to be evicted and that she's not really gone, she's living in a small secret compartment on the roof and that's the real reason big brother doesn't want them going up there.

Lisa and her crew would be going mad with worry!

[Chuckyegg]

I'd tell them it is the "UN-house" then leave them to try work out what I meant.

[britneys-ringleader]

i would tell marcus how no one actually likes him coz hes so cocky. i would also wind them up by sayin i have a free trip to final and then i would snog the face off charlie

[Clockers]

Originally posted by LivingRoomCrate
What would you do? What would you tell them?

I would say to Norin, Karly and Sophie "4 some time with the Clock." They will obviously say yes and then I would then use the remaing 29+ mins shagging the shitt out of those 3 slaggs, in front of the other housemates.

[Lee.]

Originally posted by Clockers

I would say to Norin, Karly and Sophie "4 some time with the Clock." They will obviously say yes and then I would then use the remaing 29+ mins sh*****g the shitt out of those 3 slaggs, in front of the other housemates.

That just made me lol

[Chuckyegg]

i think they probably already know that somepeople don't like them. don't waste your 30 mins.