[tigerbeer]

June 23, 2005
INREVIEW

I had an idea about Maxwell this evening, during his argument with Science about the wine theft. But before I say what my idea is, I just have to get something off my chest:

Maxwell Ward, I despise you.

Euuugh. I'm afraid I simply don't have the language skills to do justice to my hatred. The best I can do is put "loathsome" into a thesaurus and list the results:

Synonyms:

abhorrent, abominable, beastly, bitchy, creepy, deplorable, detestable, disgusting, execrable, gross, hideous, horrible, invidious, lousy, nasty, nauseating, obnoxious, odious, offensive, pestiferous, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sleazeball, sleazy, slimy, spastic, stinking, uncool, vile


Every atom in my body, every shivering corner of my mind fizzes with loathing when he slimes onto the screen. There is no death too painful, slow, humiliating, or complicated to rig up that I wouldn't have that verminous twat Maxwell suffer.

It's been *far* too long since someone was properly broken on the wheel in this country. You know - with the arms and legs smashed and threaded through the spokes. It lasts ages if done carefully enough, so that none of the broken bones break major arteries.

Or I wouldn't mind paying for his feet to be cheese-wired off by a professional cheese chef then have him watch as his feet were tossed into a rusty skip with six baying hyenas and then have him lowered in the skip, stumps-first, from a crane while ranks of schoolchildren sang hymns and threw golf balls at his face and neck. (How much would that sort of thing cost? Probably upwards of four hundred quid, these days. Still, it'd be worth it. I love hearing children sing).

But enough of such happy fancies; my idea - that's what I wanted to talk about. (Well, I say "idea" - it's hardly original). What I think someone should do - and this is what I'd do myself if I had the wherewithal - is to sample a load of Maxwellisms: "jog on, jog on, you si!" etc. etc. and mix them together with a suitable disco beat. (That "heads shoulders knees and toes..." from Wednesday's show - that might be a good place to start).

You'd have a Faliraki anthem on your hands: no trouble. You could probably turn him into a ringtone. And let's face it, if there's one single creature in the universe whose voice could be more chillingly irritating than the Crazy Frog's, it's Maxwell Ward's. That little ****.

I hate him.
Did I mention that I hate him?
Well, I do.

[Ruth]

I had a look at your link, and maybe it's me being dense, but can you tell me who wrote that piece?

That much hatred towards someone who the author has never met can't be good for you!

[tigerbeer]

I did notice an absence of names on most of their stories

[Kore]

dont worry.. he will be out soon.

i wud like him to get to the final week tho.

[katherine]

mate i am lovin your style,but one thing...dont hold back say what you REALLY FEEL! ha ha ha

[Red Moon]

Put him on alcohol ban for the rest of the show.... if he breaks the ban he gets a automatic public vote every week he breaks it.

Now that would piss him off

[ThaGazBoi]

Maxwells okay i think, not brilliant but not rubbish

[Red Moon]

I he just can't get away with it... his gotten away with so much already

[Pipergun]

It seems that way doesnt it!?

After Science was warned after throwing water on Kemal, and Kemal for putting a toilet brush in Rob's box.

I smell injustice!

Pipez.

[Red Moon]

That's Big Brother ! ! ! !

*good night all... happy viewing*

[Ruth]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Put him on alcohol ban for the rest of the show.... if he breaks the ban he gets a automatic public vote every week he breaks it.

Now that would p**s him off

That's a brilliant idea! And he should also get put up for eviction if he moans about it more than three times. Every time I watch the show I dislike him more and more.

[Pipergun]

A rumour aired by Radio 1 suggests that Maxwell is automatically being put up for the public vote this week, although just a rumour at this stage!

See the thread (put in Kinga's forum by mistake!)

Pipez.

[Kore]

he did nothing wrong

[djdan789]

Originally posted by tigerbeer
June 23, 2005
INREVIEW

I had an idea about Maxwell this evening, during his argument with Science about the wine theft. But before I say what my idea is, I just have to get something off my chest:

Maxwell Ward, I despise you.

Euuugh. I'm afraid I simply don't have the language skills to do justice to my hatred. The best I can do is put "loathsome" into a thesaurus and list the results:

Synonyms:

abhorrent, abominable, beastly, bitchy, creepy, deplorable, detestable, disgusting, execrable, gross, hideous, horrible, invidious, lousy, nasty, nauseating, obnoxious, odious, offensive, pestiferous, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sleazeball, sleazy, slimy, spastic, stinking, uncool, vile


Every atom in my body, every shivering corner of my mind fizzes with loathing when he slimes onto the screen. There is no death too painful, slow, humiliating, or complicated to rig up that I wouldn't have that verminous t*** Maxwell suffer.

It's been *far* too long since someone was properly broken on the wheel in this country. You know - with the arms and legs smashed and threaded through the spokes. It lasts ages if done carefully enough, so that none of the broken bones break major arteries.

Or I wouldn't mind paying for his feet to be cheese-wired off by a professional cheese chef then have him watch as his feet were tossed into a rusty skip with six baying hyenas and then have him lowered in the skip, stumps-first, from a crane while ranks of schoolchildren sang hymns and threw golf balls at his face and neck. (How much would that sort of thing cost? Probably upwards of four hundred quid, these days. Still, it'd be worth it. I love hearing children sing).

But enough of such happy fancies; my idea - that's what I wanted to talk about. (Well, I say "idea" - it's hardly original). What I think someone should do - and this is what I'd do myself if I had the wherewithal - is to sample a load of Maxwellisms: "jog on, jog on, you si!" etc. etc. and mix them together with a suitable disco beat. (That "heads shoulders knees and toes..." from Wednesday's show - that might be a good place to start).

You'd have a Faliraki anthem on your hands: no trouble. You could probably turn him into a ringtone. And let's face it, if there's one single creature in the universe whose voice could be more chillingly irritating than the Crazy Frog's, it's Maxwell Ward's. That little ****.

I hate him.
Did I mention that I hate him?
Well, I do.

That is a load of crap. Maxwell hasn't done anything that wrong to get all of that, you sound like you need mental help! Oh no god for bid... he's been funny and entertaining.