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Most FM know about this, but read the last few lines that say she is an actor




BIG Brother lesbian-in-residence Lisa Wallace used to man the phones on a sex chat line.

As the Sun reports:

The mohican-sporting Brummie, 41, pretended to be a 6ft leggy blonde when she chatted to callers.

For those of you not into aural sex, a 6ft leggy blonde sounds like Eileen from Coronation Street ordering Robbie Savage a taxi through a kazoo.

And Lisa, who has shaved her natural blonde locks and taken to walking about on her knees, was good at her job.:

She even won a weekend away as a prize from grateful bosses for getting through the most sex calls in one shift.

Where Brummie Lisa went, we are not told, but Old Mr Anorak recalls a thrilling row with a pale, flat-vowled ‘local’ at his Thai fishing village theme pub – The Moon Over Phuket.

Says Lisa:

“Shaving my head was drastic but Big Brother wanted a hard-faced lesbian, and, as a a method actor, I accept the challenge…”

Lisa to win