[Luanda]

"With the housemates now safely installed in a luxurious London hotel the great BB10 mystery can now be revealed. Viewers of the hit Channel 4 show have been mystified by the cryptic message the host of the show, Davina McCall aged 39 from Dewsbury, muttered on the first episode of BB10. This cryptic message has baffled viewers of the show for weeks leading to some internet discussion forums to go into meltdown such was the furore and excitement created by her words.

Many theories have been put forward as to what she meant when she said, "one of the housemates is not what they seem". The Prime Minister Gordon Brown, when questioned on the matter merely said he had heard the rumours and his office were looking into the statement. He would comment when he had all the facts.

Thousands of Big Brother fans jammed the Channel 4 switchboard on Friday during the eviction demanding to know what Davina meant and security at the studios had to be stepped up as droves of people turned up at the studios to protest.

A Channel 4 spokesperson said that, "we are doing our best to put out a statement as soon as possible but people are trying to get into the studios".

It can now be revealed that the hairy housemate, Siavash was the object of the cryptic quote. Siavash, aged 39 from Bolton, is in fact an Iranian Prince who is estranged from his father, the current King of Iran. The Iranian king is currently in exile but it is understood he may make a statement from his Preston home later today"

KL News - 17:30 - 6 September 2009