[Sunderland]

BOY George is told by the High Court that he will not be able to enter the Big Brother house and be filmed 24 hours a day.

His place will now be taken by Davina McCall, thus giving viewers a chance to see what she gets up to when she’s not fronting Big Brother. As the country’s last celebrity not already approached to go into the house (Gary Glitter was out), McCall was the obvious choice.

And what next for the Big Brother team? The show is due to end and Big Brother’s production team are wondering what to do with their lives.

Anorak suggests a TV show called “What The ******* Was That?” in which Marcus Bentley spends days sat in the park and shopping precinct with the show’s production crew as they wait for a call to appear on Total Wipeout and chance to win their monthly mortgage repayment on Golden Balls.

As for Boy George, he’s currently on licence and wears an electronic tag having been convicted of imprisoning one Audun Carlsen to a wall in his London home in April 2007.

Which brings us to soon-to-be-jobbing celebrity Davina McCall’s new format in which TV viewers are forcibly strapped to a gurney and encouraged to watch 1001 Best Big Brother Moments, Series 1 to 11 in “real time” while Davina discusses the rights and wrong of water boarding and bringing back Celebrity Squares and Big Brother…

source http://www.anorak.co.uk/234575/celeb...her-house.html