[waterhog]

Fridays evict e 24.11.12

the lord rose,
and felt all should pay respect,
the fact Helen swore,
disappointment you could detect.
the cook read the trial,
and it sounded like a live excisim,
it had something to do with a plane,
but is David guilty of sexism.
up and ready,
but this was no ring,
there was not full support,
Hugo wanted a 8 star delivery bring.
there was a funny look,
not sure if Charlie gave approval,
while Rosemary went for a dip,
the cold water this was a no comedy removal.
Hugo was the life guard,
supporting and coaxing
while back at the camp was a puzzle,
Colin thought the noise was a hoaxing.
Hugo guessed Rosemarys age,
it was a bad prediction,
this was awarkward,
and a little friction.
Eric was still a misery,
with Helen he still had a raft,
so blunt and nasty,
and to her face he called her daft.
More words at Helen,
about her washing or the lack,
she told linda shes breaking,
Linda would tell Eric 'go easy on the crack'.
Zero tolerance,
by his words hes standing,
Eric has no compassion,
self harm he is landing.
To the dingo dollar challenge,
the soap ladies both uniting,
to connect pipes and pump a ballon,
this was fun and exciting.
A bit naughty,
throwing stones to burst the balloon,
the yellow puss went everywhere,
but the phone question left them not over the moon.
It did wake Rosemary,
the question about a soap,
considering age difference
the correct reply was not their hope.
Colin was on ball,
but no one did heed,
while Eric and Linda had a spat
both refused to bleed.
back to normality,
all complaining about the insect,
Charlies joke about touching Hugo
did have humour detect.
Rosemary quizzed Helen,
praised her learning,
Helen feeling confident,
no more secrets turning.
Hugo has not missed all,
from technology to the latest guizzmo,
he quite enjoys this life,
cut off and slow.
the chef made a mistake
cross contamination was rife,
but she was so apologetic
she should not go down for life.
the eviction was calling
but as predictable as the British weather,
I'm so shocked for Linda,
not in a million years did i think it was 'birds in a feather'.
Her interview was splendid,
no rehearsals or reading from cards,
the one thing i know guaranteed
Linda found living in the jungle was so Hard.

[InOne]

Can you drop some of the E's.

Cheers

[reality1]

WH why should he drop e's he'snot a druggie!
Bit of humour there