[Joe.]

Okay- so I must admit- I was surprisingly quite optimistic about tonight's launch- seeing that the poor décor and disaster of what they call a house wasn't up to scratch somehow in my mind I figured they'd pull out all the big celebrities- and YES I even thought there was a small chance that Lohan might make an appearance even for a task!

But as that card-board cut out emerged from the armpit of society in which he resides for 90% of the year to once again stumble through the simplistic job of reading from an auto cue in which even he was incapable of I was un-entertained.

Out came the Z listers in their dregs. Out they came as I perched my ear our my window to here the nation chorus at once 'Who'!

Fair-play to channel 5 the twist is not too shabby- except of being constantly reminded of it every 5 minutes- being treated like the fifteen year old screaming creatures that this show is now disastrously aimed at.

Gone are the glory days of channel 4. Gone are the okay days of channel 5 but seriously- any hope I had in CBB is now gone.

Left is a glimmer- and that glimmer is in the form of Spencer and Heidi- hopefully they can be the golden saviours of this series- it's down to them. I'm giving it four days.

FINALLY- why is Brian Dowling still allowed on television? Seriously- he is INCAPABLE of even reading from an auto-cue, I cringe every time he bothers to flirt with anyone. It's ridiculous. Why does he look ridiculous in a suit too?

[reece(:]

Brian always ruins the show, and it's so difficult when trying to ignore his presence.

[smeagol]

i cant disagree. i like brian and not sure if its him of the set up whispering in his ear stuff but its poor thats for sure its a bore has to many flaws and z lister fame hungry *****s hopefully watching wont be a chore and we will want more but maybe it was better on channel 4 lol

brought to by stella that lol

[Apple202]

why have you been unbanned

[rk3388]

they kept saying the twist to explain to the housemates whats going on, not to the audience...

[Me. I Am Salman]

The word "ratchet" needs to die a painful death.

[Jordan.]

Don't you have a wife to moan to now?

[Glenn.]

[MeMyselfAndI]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Don't you have a wife to moan to now?

[Joe.]

Originally Posted by MeMyselfAndI

jump off the mother****ing bandwagon tampon.

Seriously the 'wife' jokes are getting old.

[armand.kay]

Originally Posted by Salman!

The word "ratchet" needs to die a painful death.

no.

[Apple202]

lmao mmi you tampon

[MeMyselfAndI]

Originally Posted by Joe.

jump off the mother****ing bandwagon tampon.

Seriously the 'wife' jokes are getting old.

Erm **** off, I've always disliked you & you've thrown many insults my way aswell, I can laugh at a comment I find funny, people may have believed you if you didn't post 3 times on separate occasions on your wedding day. Actually wait.. No one would of believed you, your you after all

[Joe.]

Originally Posted by MeMyselfAndI

Erm **** off, I've always disliked you & you've thrown many insults my way aswell, I can laugh at a comment I find funny, people may have believed you if you didn't post 3 times on separate occasions on your wedding day. Actually wait.. No one would of believed you, your you after all

I will never take you seriously again after pretending you were a woman before admitting you were a guy.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Okay, atleast I'm still not faking something

[Joe.]

Originally Posted by MeMyselfAndI

Okay, atleast I'm still not faking something

you sure? no more hidden skeletons in you're closet?


I'm going- you are an annoying race horse.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Okay bye, say hi to your wife for me
Or is that just your doctor who doll

[Jack_]

Oh come on, Brian's not the best host in the presenters catalogue but his auto-cue reading has improved a hell of a lot from when he first started. In fact, I remember last sumer on live show one I could see his eyes moving from left to right when reading, and then a week later and from then on I couldn't notice it, I don't know what had happened but he'd obviously been having some training/practice because things have definitely improved.

He's no Davina but people give him too much of a hard time. I could hear him asking the producer in his ear what one of the questions was that BB asked Rylan and Frankie because he couldn't hear it and when they cut back to him he'd recovered well, and he also coped well with trying to get the celebs back into shot. He's not as bad as he was a few series ago.