[waterhog]

what will i be doing in 5 years from now ? 04.12.15



it is a long forecast

so hard to predict

but i have to tony blast

because self humiliation he did inflict.

such high hopes

keeping every option in reach

tony never slopes

"gold" is starting to bleach.

george makes me chuckle

his dreams were very modest

this is why 1st and 2nd must not buckle

such a sweet guy and so honest.

kiren was at his roots

5 years and he wants to be managing a pitch

but at george and fern i see jealousy shoots

i don't think he will run ipswich.

fern wants to do audio

but for easiness on the eye is this shabby

i am not sure if she is radio

and i will be flabbergasted to see her in downton abbey.

vicky was controversial

biting off the hand that feeds

but dropped in a "tv presenter" commercial

a better GMB are my planting ITV seeds.

does her vicious temper need introducing

vicky you put your card on the table

duncan and vanity was producing

he thinks hes perfect so change is not able.

not sure what i am doing

but i hope my poems still have spillage

gold paper to the red box i am gluing

please god i can still post in highgate village.

[Gusto Brunt]

Very good.

[Gusto Brunt]

I must say, and I shall not be shy
Sunday night I'm off for a cry

Coz the end of I'm A Celeb has come
If you agree with me, raise yer thumb

I have enjoyed it, for the most part
Saw Lady C eat chicken heart

Saw Duncan ban his tyne
Which by all standards should be a crime

Talking of Tyne, the River I mean
Worst sight you ever seen

Vicky talking no stop, her gob going
No shame showing
She don't care who she bores, she's fine
That's another thing that should be a crime

Ah Jorgie, buck teeth girl
Abuse will be coming, just hurl
She did not do well, the pint size babe
I hope no one votes to save

So let's all hail Ferne the winner
Just in time for her dinner
Flies, spiders, and croc penis too
It's enough to make her head for the loo

So goodbye, yes goodbye, I'm a Celeb
You have to admit, most of them were proper plebs

[waterhog]

very harsh and brutal gusto - I think you need some romantic poetry to woo you.

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by waterhog

very harsh and brutal gusto - I think you need some romantic poetry to woo you.

Like sandpaper.