[AndyJK]

Blah blah, "Jo didn't apologize for racism, oh I'm so angry. Blantant racist, yer, thats what she is, innit. Saying that about about Shilpa, handling food with 'er fingers. Did she say that eh, did she, did she say that, did she, did she, eh , eh , did, did, did she say that, facccking ell! Oh the rotten bitch!"

Gossip, gossip, mutter, "Danielle's family in hiding from MI5!", gossip, m-m-mutter-g-g-goo-goossip "Jade is secret Nazi" g-g-g-osssssssip, m-m-mutter, g-g-gossip "Teddy throws Danielle's clothes out into the street shocker" What the ****!? OH NOOEZ!! I hate Teddy!!!

PuR-lease. You know what frankly I find a lot of you a tedious bunch of peanut-brained oxygene thieves and I'm sure the feeling is mutual. Nuts to the lotta yers!