[waterhog]

did you enjoy day1 ? 09.06.16

　

welcome to my review

by the end you will despair

i got to keep it short with chew

it needs humour like lateysha falling off DR chair.

straight away we saw venom

this made the viewer rich

lateysha looking or sounding like my denon

but i am not buying laura is a b1tch.

what a massive shock

already sending charlie round the bend

she was cooking live on a woc

the burn was the the drop in boyfriend .

onto a bit of psychology

natalie is already seeing through

lets put to the test her biology

is she correct about snide andrew.

a bit of exposure

its not snide or sinister

hughie aimed to get closure

very cute was he to come out to a wise sister.

the guy that reminds me of dappy

laura does really tickle

jackson to the house will bring happy

love to see a posh girl wall nut pickle.

time for a bit of lubrication

laura jackson and sam had feeling

oil on the back then the indication

jackson had no concealing.

andrew in the diary room

but all is not mute

the ears and eyes on zoom

this guy has to enter to contribute.

thank you big brother

my summer is now booked

you are my mercury mother

day 1 and i am already hooked.