[waterhog]

spiderADAM not MAN 23.11.16

to have a phobia
fear puts you on edge
to face bang on sober
your alliance to the jungle is the pledge.
adam is a solider
ringing not is the alarm
this hot rock will only ever smolder
it must not be the rebellion from the animal farm.
fantastic is the defense
its the male version of birth giving
the coping mechanism is thick and dense
this crying talking sleeping walking doll is for living.
funny was the tree hugging
with a pinch of salt adam took martin
back to nature was not tugging
he was laughing and departing.
over coming the fear meter
life is no way jungle darker
adam i change your name to peter
you all will get why surname is parker.


I got a feeling I smell a riona about - morning rionablue - missed you

[rionablue]

I am afraid of spiders in fact I'm terrified
It's with me since I was a little girl though to shake it off I have tried
Now no money on Gods green earth would make me go in there
As at every ****ing corner I would face my biggest fear
I laugh at these 'celebritites' cos they only see the dosh
They go into the jungle thinking they are all quite posh
I am afraid of heights or spiders they all tend to proclaim
Enclosed spaces critters too Jesus they just sound so laim
If you are afraid of all these things then bloody stay at home
And give us all a ****ing break instead of whinge and moan
I sympathise with everyone who's arachnaphobe like me
But Adam was offered lots of bucks so to go there he agreed
Therefore I have no pity not a shred for him in there
If he bolted out tomorrow I wouldnt bloody care
Sam was brilliant in last nights show in the museum task
We knew she was so terrified but to stop it she didnt ask
She could teach Adam a thing or two tell him grow a set of balls
His screeching is awful it is true all he does is scream and bawl
I hope to God he doesnt win cos his looks some votes might get
If he does I'll go demented as his antics make me fret
Larry is so brilliant the throne might be in his sight
Or Sam the little athlete she impressed me so last night
Dear Waterhog I'm new in here as I stick to the BB
But I had to write this little poem sent with love to you from me

I had this written before I saw your last line haha
Love rb x

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by rionablue

I am afraid of spiders in fact I'm terrified
It's with me since I was a little girl though to shake it off I have tried
Now no money on Gods green earth would make me go in there
As at every ****ing corner I would face my biggest fear
I laugh at these 'celebritites' cos they only see the dosh
They go into the jungle thinking they are all quite posh
I am afraid of heights or spiders they all tend to proclaim
Enclosed spaces critters too Jesus they just sound so laim
If you are afraid of all these things then bloody stay at home
And give us all a ****ing break instead of whinge and moan
I sympathise with everyone who's arachnaphobe like me
But Adam was offered lots of bucks so to go there he agreed
Therefore I have no pity not a shred for him in there
If he bolted out tomorrow I wouldnt bloody care
Sam was brilliant in last nights show in the museum task
We knew she was so terrified but to stop it she didnt ask
She could teach Adam a thing or two tell him grow a set of balls
His screeching is awful it is true all he does is scream and bawl
I hope to God he doesnt win cos his looks some votes might get
If he does I'll go demented as his antics make me fret
Larry is so brilliant the throne might be in his sight
Or Sam the little athlete she impressed me so last night
Dear Waterhog I'm new in here as I stick to the BB
But I had to write this little poem sent with love to you from me

I had this written before I saw your last line haha
Love rb x

hello rb - welcome back - missed you x - can not stop - jungle going to start. loved the poem. thanks.