[Morgan.]

So my dads made a lasagne for me because I’ve finished college and it’s one of my favourites and I’m like great!

I’ve just gone downstairs and it’s an absolute disaster.

There’s no meat in it Thats my favourite part

It’s just a veggie one, and my favourite veggies are tomatoes, mixed peppers, peas, sweet corn. And he’s like ‘don’t worry I didn’t use any onion or mushroom’ but instead he’s used leek, courgette and cooked carrot and I hate all of those

And to make it worse he’s used 2 (TWO) tubs of cottage cheese instead of white sauce and cottage cheese is literally the most vile thing on the planet

I know he wanted to make a special dinner and it’s really nice of him but I don’t have the heart to tell him that I literally can’t eat this

Any advice appreciated

[Vanessa]

I would just eat it. Surely it's not that bad, is it?

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

I would just eat it. Surely it's not that bad, is it?

I vomited last time I had cottage cheese It’s disgusting and there’s two whole tubs in it

[Beso]

Just tell him it's minging fgs.

[RileyH]

Youtube video

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Youtube video

Bitch this ain’t gonna work

[Mitchell]

Call social services

[Amy Jade]

Eat a bit and dont look impressed, hopefully he'll get the message and order you an uber eats

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Eat a bit and dont look impressed, hopefully he'll get the message and order you an uber eats

We have Mac and cheese in the fridge and pizza in the freezer so I’m hoping for one of those

[Tony Montana]

Do what Chandler did and eat it on the balcony.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

Do what Chandler did and eat it on the balcony.

**** sake I was just coming in here to say this

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

**** sake I was just coming in here to say this

Great minds eh?

[Matthew.]

In that case, how about eating it in the bathroom so you can look at yourself in the mirror as you are eating it?

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

In that case, how about eating it in the bathroom so you can look at yourself in the mirror as you are eating it?

The issue is that I don’t want to eat it

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

The issue is that I don’t want to eat it

Yes and the joke is flushing it down the toilet, hence bathroom, oh wait you don’t like Friends do you? WELL THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

The issue is that I don’t want to eat it

Just laugh about it and give him a massive hug for trying.

[Jordan.]

the last time i tried to eat someone's cooking just to be polite it literally made me gag out loud at the dinner table just say you're suddenly not feeling well / hungry and that you'll warm it up later and then dispose of it!

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

the last time i tried to eat someone's cooking just to be polite it literally made me gag out loud at the dinner table just say you're suddenly not feeling well / hungry and that you'll warm it up later and then dispose of it!

This is definitely going to end up happening

[Josy]

When I was a teenager and didn't want to eat my dinner I used to just kinda cut it up and move it around the plate so it looked picked at then say a few mins later omg im sooo full I cant eat any more then do a sharp exit with it into the kitchen and scrape it into the bin

Good luck

[Tony Montana]

Jokes aside, just be honest and tell him. Honesty's the best policy.

I'm sure he'll understand.

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

Jokes aside, just be honest and tell him. Honesty's the best policy.

I'm sure he'll understand.

I don’t think he will he’s usually like ‘stop moaning and eat up’

[Moniqua]

1) cut it up a bit

2) grab some kitchen roll and pick a good chunk of it off the plate like it's dog shit

3) say you gotta use the bathroom

4) either flush it or put it in a bin

5) repeat

[Oliver_W]

Just man up and eat it you'll be comfy and warm in bed in a few hours, you won't even remember what you ate, so who cares?

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Oliver_W

Just man up and eat it you'll be comfy and warm in bed in a few hours, you won't even remember what you ate, so who cares?

yes eat something that makes you vomit, very smart.

[Morgan.]

I went in with a strong mouthful to give it a go, and gosh it was awful. I tried picking at the rest for bits with no cottage cheese but he started shouting at me for picking at my food. Didn’t go well.