There have been quite a few to be honest....Add yours in here...
Charley (singing a song) "I've worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends" Seány "If that's not Irony of the century, I don't know what is...."
Gerry "I believe in an eye for a tooth" Seány "That's not how Mahatima Gandhi said it"
Johnathon "How much where your boots again darling?" Charley "£170" Johnathon "Yeah I didn't here you the first time."
Charley (after finding out she hasn't been nominated) "I cannot believe that I'm still going to be around" Seány "Yes hunny, you're still here and I'm still Queer!"
Feel free to add yours...