[Hooly One]

The housemates all seem hugely pleased with their model making task, and have been getting down to business with gusto.

"Shall we grease your boobs up then chick?" Michelle asked Nadia, whose chest is going to star on their life-size model.

"I'll have a cigarette first," said Nadia, as if it was a request she received every day.

And with Jason's award-winning buns expected to feature, it gave the burly Scot the opportunity to flirt with hetero-hunting Dan.

"Jason wants you to help him with his bum cheeks," Victor told Dan.

"Well, naturally," he laughed.

Park yourself here love...


Jason then sat on Daniel's lap and told him it would be best if he had some help from behind. He added that he'd moisturised his best feature, which prompted Dan to ask Victor if he'd like to give him a hand.

"Nah, it's alright. I got me hands full," said Victor. And he did. He was explaining the finer points of Essex culture to Shell and Vanessa.

"They always use the word *******. It has four or five different meanings," he explained, before launching into a terrible Essex accent that would've made Dick Van Dyke blush with shame.

Ah, it's nice to see them enjoying themselves...

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