[Hooly One]

In a cosy bedroom chat, the Jungle Cats have discussed the various merits of some of their housemates. And the shortcomings of another.

It started off as an innocent enough conversation with Victor insisting that Becki fancied Jason.

"Yeah, but then she stopped when I started being nasty..." Jason reflected, before adding, "I can see why women find me attractive, I don't look too bad naked."

Presenting himself as competition for Becki's affections, Victor joked, "You're old news. I'm moving in there, she wants some double choc!"

But the Scots muscleman had already decided that the new girl wasn't for him, telling his buddy, "She's a nice girl but I don't find her physically attractive."

"She's got a nice pair of... er ... personalities," joked Victor.

The duo's conversation then moved swiftly on from the subject of Becki's 'personalities' to the rest of the housemates and evictions.

He's not laughing anymore


"Good to see Nadia's lightened up, might as well just harmonise with everyone," Jason mused, before going on to praise a second member of the harem, "Marco took [eviction] well...on the chin."

The colossal Caledonian then went on to say that he was surprised by Marco's eviction and that he had thought Michelle would go last night, although the pair conceded that they thought the Geordie lass would be a worthwhile winner of the Big Brother crown.

Having failed to sharpen their claws on the harem, the Jungle Cats moved on to another housemate, Shell.

"If Shell went up, I think she'd be out 'cos she's so posh and sits on the fence," Victor told his pal, before adding, "she's clever, her plan is to be everyone's pal."

Now that Marco's gone, have the cats' attentions turned to another housemate?

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