[Hooly One]

With the exit of Michelle on Friday, the housemates seem to have become increasingly loud, relaxed and closer to their fellow inmates. But of the remaining Famous Five, the one most in need of some love and affection is Nadia.

Last night, she rolled around on the cushions on the decking, bemoaning her current sexual frustration. The others were all talking about wanting to hear some music, but Nadia changed the tack of the conversation totally, by suddenly proclaming in her peculiar English: 'I just wanna big man with rough hands or something.'

Daniel, ever willing to oblige in order to keep the peace, suggested that he or Jason could help out, but this suggestion went down like a lead balloon. 'I want to be without control,' continued Nadia.

Suddenly Daniel understood her point: 'Oh, you want to be dominated,' he answered. 'It's been a long time for you, hasn't it?' he added, grasping Nadia's lustful thoughts with great speed. 'Yeah, whatever,' replied Nadia, laughing like a hyena.

Daniel then suggested that a bit of slap and tickle was what she really wanted, something that made Nadia cackle, but also suddenly go shy: 'I'm quite naive when it comes to that,' she admitted. Daniel and Shell both looked less than convinced with this assertion, but the conversation then fizzled out.

Will Nadia get her wish before she leaves the house? Maybe Dan can help Nadia out, or perhaps the newly-liberated Stu will be turned by the provocative Portuguese minx.

Will we see a bit more under-the-table excitement before the week ends? Will we see the most unlikely coupling of the whole show? All will be revealed in tonight’s Big Brother...

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