[Locke.]

Who's there?

Apparently, there's no rest for the wicked, and that includes the paparazzi as Lucy, Coolio and Tina almost found out to their cost as another celebrity was launched into the air on the cherrypicker.

Following the kerfuffle that broke out after Chesney Hawkes appeared over the roof of the House the previous evening, the three paps were stirred into action a little before 8 o'clock in the morning

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh," shouted Coolio as a blond-haired, cap-wearing celebrity rose above the parapet.

"Who is it?" screeched Tina, "where's me ********** camera?"

"What's your name?" Coolio shouted at the mystery celebrity. "Are you not allowed to talk?"

"Am I allowed?" asked the famous face, but the look on her face suggested she'd been told 'no'

And so the celebrity sank out of sight, as unknown as when she'd first appeared.

"You know who that looks like?" said Lucy. "It's that little thin girl. She's from Big Brother I'm sure..."

"Oh, it's Nikki off Big Brother," said Tina.

Hey -- that's showbusiness...

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...462&position=3