[Locke.]

The housemates are in shock as all girls go up...

The housemates gathered in the Living Area to hear the results of this week's nominations.

"Housemates. This week's nominations are," said Big Brother, "in no part order..."

"... Michelle..." said Big Brother.

"... Ulrika..." said Big Brother.

"...Mutya..." continued Big Brother.

"...and Tina."

Tina clapped her hands together with apparent glee.

"Oh my God," said Ulrika.

Spookily, Michelle, Mutya, Tina and Ulrika had all sat together on the same giant armchair.

"How the hell did I not get nominated?" asked Coolio. "I've been acting like an a****** all week."

As the news sank in for the female fantastic four, Coolio continued to contemplate how he missed out on getting nominated.

"Ain't no way in god's green heaven that you got nominated over me," Coolio told Mutya.

"You can't talk about stuff like that," said Terry, speaking of the ban on discussing nominations.

"It's on now," said Coolio, "the game is on. Big Brother is trying to torture me because I was mean. Next week they're going to dip me in boiling oil. They could skin me alive and have a doctor put it back on."

For the record, Big Brother has no plans to do either to Coolio.

"The more you moan, the more Big Brother susses you out," said Terry.

"I wonder who's going to go tomorrow?" asked Tina assuming there was a surprise eviction.

One thing's for sure. Whoever's going and when, it's not Coolio.

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