[*mazedsalv**]

Simple really...

1. Dont bitch alot, if you have something to say, just say it on someones face and be honest, but dont be too horrible, I think being patronising is the best because it requires the other person to get wound up and you will look calm.

2.(Most important) Never say you want to leave the house, the public will get annoyed with you, especially the people who auditioned and never got in, you will be seen as an ungreatful sod.

3. Have fun, get involved in tasks and get drunk.

4. Dont be arrogant in the house, dont act like you are God and dont be confident you will survive eviction.

5. Dont get together with someone until a few weeks in (5 or 6 maybe)and not the night before an eviction that either you are in or the other person is in because it will be an obvious "game" moments and people wont like you for it.

So for those who have gone past the audition stage and actually does get in from here (probably doubtful), just follow those rules.