[UglyBeaslag]

Talk about Pot and Kettle swag!!

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/b...e57470/view.c4

Talk about an explosion. David confronted Bea in the Kitchen this morning about her accusing him of stealing food - but it only took a few minutes for Bea to have turned it all around, accusing David of being mean to her. In fact, by the time she'd finished everyone in the House had heard what a horrible mean and cruel person David was, and how Bea was so affronted and upset. Yep, you heard right.

First Bea ran off to the Living Area to tell Rodrigo, but all he could do was laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.

"It's not funny Rodrigo! I don't laugh at you!" she wailed.

When her complaints fell on deaf ears, she ran off to tell Halfwit, who immediately went in to confront David. While Halfwit was protecting Bea's honour, Bea went to the Garden and complained to Hira and Dogface while they were exercising. The girls politely nodded and made sympathetic noises, but kept up with their leg stretches.

Next Bea stormed into the Bedroom to grumble to Marcus and Siavash. "He used to be really nice and now..." she fumed. And when she'd told everyone in the House how upset she was, she went back into the Living Area where David was eating his breakfast and started on him again.

"I think you're a bully, David," she raged.

"I don't believe this Bea," replied David as she went off for a smoke, leaving Halfwit to fight her battles.

"I've not shouted at her. I'm not a bully. If I'd been a bully, Big Brother would call me in," David told him. "I respect women, I never shout at women."

Left alone with Lisa, David looked shocked.

"Come on David," said Lisa, taking him into the Garden.

"I'm not talking to her," he replied. Somehow, we don't think you're gonna have much of a choice.