[Ghostinthehouse]

Anyone on these boards who fancies Lisa? Really????

[Deliverance]

Lisa likes to get the straight girls. She gets them good and drunk, then they wake up the next day next to a baldy shaven headed man who turns over and whispers in a smoke addled husky voice 'did ya like last night darling, oi did'.

Cue run to the loo and vomit with husky lisa holding said girls hair back whilst whispering 'it's oilright darlin, yous let it awls out', I'm ere for yas'.

[Big_Kahuna]

i know a guy called dave..................oh wait

[Ghostinthehouse]

Originally posted by Deliverance
Lisa likes to get the straight girls. She gets them good and drunk, then they wake up the next day next to a baldy shaven headed man who turns over and whispers in a smoke addled husky voice 'did ya like last night darling, oi did'.

Cue run to the loo and vomit with husky lisa holding said girls hair back whilst whispering 'it's oilright darlin, yous let it awls out', I'm ere for yas'.

Arggggghhhhhh... don't go creating mental images like that.

I've just been sick.

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by Deliverance
Lisa likes to get the straight girls. She gets them good and drunk, then they wake up the next day next to a baldy shaven headed man who turns over and whispers in a smoke addled husky voice 'did ya like last night darling, oi did'.

Cue run to the loo and vomit with husky lisa holding said girls hair back whilst whispering 'it's oilright darlin, yous let it awls out', I'm ere for yas'.

[BONNEIP]

Originally posted by Ghostinthehouse

Arggggghhhhhh... don't go creating mental images like that.

I've just been sick.

Some + thoughts at last & very funny. I'm a gay woman & to answer your ? NO.

[Deliverance]

Ah now Lisa is a stud, she has had over a 100+ women in her time. She must have something going for her (besides getting them drunk?) Surely?.

[Ghostinthehouse]

Originally posted by Deliverance
Ah now Lisa is a stud, she has had over a 100+ women in her time. She must have something going for her (besides getting them drunk?) Surely?.

It gets dark early in the winter?

[Shasown]

Originally posted by Deliverance
Ah now Lisa is a stud, she has had over a 100+ women in her time. She must have something going for her (besides getting them drunk?) Surely?.

The ability to deliver a measured quantity of Rohypnol?

[BJ]

Originally posted by Deliverance
Lisa likes to get the straight girls. She gets them good and drunk, then they wake up the next day next to a baldy shaven headed man who turns over and whispers in a smoke addled husky voice 'did ya like last night darling, oi did'.

Cue run to the loo and vomit with husky lisa holding said girls hair back whilst whispering 'it's oilright darlin, yous let it awls out', I'm ere for yas'.

Actually made me shudder

[discotheque]

Originally posted by Deliverance
Lisa likes to get the straight girls. She gets them good and drunk, then they wake up the next day next to a baldy shaven headed man who turns over and whispers in a smoke addled husky voice 'did ya like last night darling, oi did'.

Cue run to the loo and vomit with husky lisa holding said girls hair back whilst whispering 'it's oilright darlin, yous let it awls out', I'm ere for yas'.

"Now back to bed with ya darlin, me pal Charls coomin over with his colouring books and crayons. No, no you won't be leaving today, coomon "

[Daffodil]

I'm a woman, but not a lesbian. I do have quite good powers of empathy though. Unfortunately when I empathise being a lesbian, I imagine beautiful women, not women who look and sound like men. So in answer to your question, NO NO and thrice NO, I would not shag Lisa if she was the last person on Earth.

[IsleOfWeather]

Most real life lesbians that I have seen tend to look a bit like men and act a bit like them, I guess that is why they are lesbos.

[BB-Daz]

Originally posted by Shasown

The ability to deliver a measured quantity of Rohypnol?

So wrong yet so funny!! LOL

[Daffodil]

Originally posted by IsleOfWeather
Most real life lesbians that I have seen tend to look a bit like men and act a bit like them, I guess that is why they are lesbos.

So why don't they shag men??? lol

[Captain.Remy]

She may not look good but maybe she is a sexy beast in bed.

[IsleOfWeather]

Originally posted by Daffodil

So why don't they s**g men??? lol

they are men in womens bodies, so they fancy what they are not. Like what men do.

[Analisa]

You know if Lisa took out all her pearcings, grew her hair and got rid of all those hideous tattoos she'd be a bit of a looker. Seriously.

[mizzy25]

Originally posted by Deliverance
Lisa likes to get the straight girls. She gets them good and drunk, then they wake up the next day next to a baldy shaven headed man who turns over and whispers in a smoke addled husky voice 'did ya like last night darling, oi did'.

Cue run to the loo and vomit with husky lisa holding said girls hair back whilst whispering 'it's oilright darlin, yous let it awls out', I'm ere for yas'.

made me lol a lot

[Lee.]

Although I really dislike her, I have to say that although for some reason she tries to make herself look as hideous a possible with her earrings, nosestuds and shaven head, when she was dolled up last Friday, she looked very attractive. I think she is a very good looking woman but unfortunately doesn't bother trying to make the best of herself. I reckon if you saw her made up with hair and minus all the studs, you would be surprised. Feature wise, she is (IMO) one of the best looking women in there this year. I am a straight female by the way!

[IsleOfWeather]

Originally posted by Analisa
You know if Lisa took out all her pearcings, grew her hair and got rid of all those hideous tattoos she'd be a bit of a looker. Seriously.

also if she changed her face, body and personality

[56natasha]

Originally posted by IsleOfWeather
Most real life lesbians that I have seen tend to look a bit like men and act a bit like them, I guess that is why they are lesbos.

Well I'm a real life lesbian as is my girlfriend & I can 100% assure you we do not look or act like men.

As in answer to the question of fancying Lisa definitely not, she give us a bad name!!

BB couldn't have picked a more sterotypical lesbian if they tried.

Come to Leeds alot of the lesbians are very good looking.

[IsleOfWeather]

Originally posted by 56natasha

Well I'm a real life lesbian as is my girlfriend & I can 100% assure you we do not look or act like men.

As in answer to the question of fancying Lisa definitely not, she give us a bad name!!

BB couldn't have picked a more sterotypical lesbian if they tried.

Come to Leeds alot of the lesbians are very good looking.

[56natasha]

Originally posted by IsleOfWeather

If I could post a picture of myself you'd defintely want some but I wouldn't dare because looking at the posts you have left on this thread you seem to be some kinda weird pervy man who has to slate lesbians because you feel threatend by us!!

[kathypink]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
She may not look good but maybe she is a sexy beast in bed.