[calyman]

Bea, you really, really hurt me last night. I cannot believe how negative you were about me. I am positive you did not seem to remember me. I was offered £500 pounds to make this video because we once met at a bus stop, do you remember now? I was the person who was sitting on the seat, when you came storming up, with your hair all knotted and stringy because it was raining very heavily. You demanded my seat because as you said to me at the time, you were not the sort of person who got wet in the rain. Do you remember now?

Anyway, BB tried to ask your Mum (she wouldn't answer the phone because she's emigrating to Antartica), your Dad (he's joined the Foriegn Legion), your dog (it's moved to Battersea dogs home, currently looking for a new human), your 2 friends on 118 118, they were unwilling because you always shout at them when you phone.

PS, please give Rodrigo my phone number, then delete mine from your mobile. your friend and co passenger on the no 38 bus to Hammersmith.
T