[lily.]

Heres what you do:

Go to google and type "(your name) needs", then pick 3 at random (funny ones if there are any).

eg. If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"

You got the idea?

PS. Don't forget to use the quotation marks around your two words, or else it doesn't work as good.

[lily.]

Linda needs as much free space at the front of the platform as possible.

Linda needs to hear from EVERYONE by 10am thursday.

Linda Needs More Athletic & Recreational Facilities.

[Siouxsie]

i typed in sue needs and it came back sue needs a home ??? whats it all about ?

[lily.]

lol.. it's just a game .. see if something funny comes up. That's all

[Siouxsie]

oh i see well thats what it said about me lol

[James]

'James needs to marry nobility to gain a special license for his successful business.'

'James, needs loan of a dress'

'James Needs a Little Help'

[Siouxsie]

do you like dresses ?

[James]

Originally posted by scooby
do you like dresses ?

Not on me!

[Siouxsie]

[Corkie]

Corkie NEEDS GLOW and Prayers


corkie needs to be adopted into a home where ... We believe that Corkie could be one of the stud dogs


hopefullly im not adopted

[~Kizwiz~]

kizzy needs our prayers!
kizzy needs a face wash
Kizzy needs a Full sized noseband

Now thats funny

[~Kizwiz~]

Kizzy needs to have A drink.

[Z]

Haha, nothing came up.

I'm a ghosty! Wheee!

[Corkie]

all corkie needs is just a wee bit of tlc


corkie need help (oh thanks)

corkie need a bigger indicator

[Dan_]

Obedient Dan needs home with big
yard Amarillo.

Dan needs the love too, y'all. Adopt Me A Little - Caleb.

Dan needs help with the MAWMUG!

[BigSister]

Rebecca needs to find out
Rebecca Available for adoption
Rebecca needs elimnghment

[Ruth]

Ruth needs to be cleaned desperately (Apparently it's a reference to a lake called Ruth)!

Ruth needs to make a dentist’s appointment as soon as possible.

Ruth needs to photograph things or use her own "clip art" collection.

[Princess]

Laura needs advice on her combi boiler
Laura needs to be moved into the morning slot on WABC
Laura needs a man

[Z]

Haha! Are you all actually looking through the results? I mean what if you're Joe Bloggs???

[Fangz]

Fizz needs to watch Chris Rock's video, "how not to get your Ass Kicked by the
police.."

Fizz needs some ****ing filler so his sorry 117 lb ass can fit into those spandex
pants he wants Back in style oh so bad

AND FIZZ NEEDS 2 KEEP HIS PONYTAIL CAUSE IT LOOK BETTA

[Nicola]

Nicola needs to use the phone for long gossip sessions

Nicola needs to make sure she doesn’t just become somebody who is marketed and hyped for a quick profit

Nicola needs to smile a wee bit more though!! (that was the funniest!)

[~Kizwiz~]

Ok... mine didnt have that many to chose from so i changed it slightly to "Kizzy wants":

Kizzy wants to live in a house made of candy
Kizzy wants to know if you can sing her a
song
Kizzy wants to explore while Tarot bites her when she comes to suckle.

[Siouxsie]

scooby wants scooby snax