[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

what's cooking - good looking


master chef has now done a special clip,
vulgar, scorching hot and vile is what i will let slip.
first to have a shot was rachel and with the ingredients she did not shy,
not sure of the name, i will call it miscellaneous pie.
it did not go down well, infarct 63 points made a bad taste,
quite simply rachel, your cooking would go straight in my waste.
now onto keeley who wanted to win with style,
did i mention her competitive side, 98 points did bring a smile.
with it in the bag,keeley's kitchen was not over heating,
but after hearing the next score, jealously keeley was eating.
last up was andrew, his ingredients did make me shiver,
cream and pastry would have done well, but in had to go the liver.
one more horrid concoction but the results did shock,
keeley could not even play the game, but her facial expressions could not block.
even her rating did show her competitive streak,
its eating away at her as her bitterness dose escape and leak.
well done house mates, this plan was hooking,
because it has clearly show us "keeley" and her good looks are not what's cooking.


(the joe is thinking this has clearly show what keeley is all about and i am not likeing what i am seeing. ) (she has got to go and asap.