[jjj2]

Ben will talk all day to avoid having to lift his hand do any kind of work

[snookered]

Me too.

[jjj2]

Originally Posted by snookered

Me too.

Ben can give you some tips on how to leech money off old ladies and eat well while someone else pays

[jjj2]

john james made not working very hard work for ben last night. he was floundering a round looking for a legitimate excuse for his own admitted lazyness .bet he was tired enough to sleep after that session.

[Angus]

Ben has perfected the art of getting minions to do the work - I hope he writes a book so that I can learn from the maestro. In it I hope he give his top tips on how to refrain from punching the living daylights out of under-evolved amoebas like JJ.

It will be called
"I Did it My Way".

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by angus58

Ben has perfected the art of getting minions to do the work - I hope he writes a book so that I can learn from the maestro. In it I hope he give his top tips on how to refrain from punching the living daylights out of under-evolved amoebas like JJ.

It will be called
"I Did it My Way".

Like the book title - I had been thinking just the same song for his eviction theme. And Ben is more than capable of writing a book, whereas JJ probably has problems with writing his name, never mind a book!

[jjj2]

Originally Posted by angus58

Ben has perfected the art of getting minions to do the work - I hope he writes a book so that I can learn from the maestro. In it I hope he give his top tips on how to refrain from punching the living daylights out of under-evolved amoebas like JJ.

It will be called
"I Did it My Way".

that would surely involve work so its never going to happen

[jjj2]

Originally Posted by rhino

Like the book title - I had been thinking just the same song for his eviction theme. And Ben is more than capable of writing a book, whereas JJ probably has problems with writing his name, never mind a book!

Ben dose not write he gets someone else to write for him he said that himself

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by jjj2

that would surely involve work so its never going to happen

I think that just proves Ben's point that BB chose him for a different reason - his dignity, tolerance and humour - they chose JJ for the brainless tasks. Well chosen imo

[Zippy]

JJ is the unemployed one. As Ben hilariously points out in his wickedly sly digs!

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by jjj2

Ben dose not write he gets someone else to write for him he said that himself

Well that someone wouldn't be JJ - he wouldn't know how to hold the pen

[terryrow]

what does jj do on the outside world, jack sh*t

[fingers]

Originally Posted by jjj2

Ben dose not write he gets someone else to write for him he said that himself

It's called a Ghost Writer! someone else does the work and Priscilla gets the cheque.

[jjj2]

Originally Posted by rhino

Well that someone wouldn't be JJ - he wouldn't know how to hold the pen

public school gives people like Ben a veneer of intelligence but there is nothing underneath ,really he is just Ben nice but dim

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by jjj2

public school gives people like Ben a veneer of intelligence but there is nothing underneath ,really he is just Ben nice but dim

Better than being JJ bitter and dim

[joeysteele]

I've seen Ben work, I never see JJ do much,however I would rather listen to Ben than watch him work anyway,we learn little as to housemates thinking watching them do chores but when theyt alk we learn loads.I also remember BB6 with ANTHONY HUTTON, who had Craig in with him and Craig did all Anthony's cooking, cleaning and washing up,if Anthony wnated a sandwich, Craig jumped up and made it for him but who won that Big Brother series...yes,,ANTHONY HUTTON and all he did was dance in te house.

[Angus]

Originally Posted by jjj2

that would surely involve work so its never going to happen

No it involves intellect and wit, which Ben has in abundance. Ben makes his living from journalism and I sincerely hope he writes a book about his experience in the BB house - now THAT I would love to read.

[Angus]

Originally Posted by terryrow

what does jj do on the outside world, jack sh*t

Ben is a political correspondent and a journalist. What does JJ do apart from impersonate a middle-aged footballer?

[Angus]

Originally Posted by fingers

It's called a Ghost Writer! someone else does the work and Priscilla gets the cheque.

Ben will not require the services of a ghost writer - he makes a very good living from his own impressive writing skills.

[jjj2]

Originally Posted by angus58

He's a political correspondent and a journalist. What does JJ do apart from impersonate a middle-aged footballer?

Ben dose not really understand the things he talks about, he was talking about history the other night and he got facts dates and events all mixed up, thats also why he ended up supporting the nazis last week. he has a superficial grasp of all subjects ,its the work thing again he dose not want to do it

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by jjj2

Ben dose not really understand the things he talks about, he was talking about history the other night and he got facts dates and events all mixed up, thats also why he ended up supporting the nazis last week. he has a superficial grasp of all subjects ,its the work thing again he dose not want to do it

You really are a JJ fan aren't you,you sound just like him,do not listen will not listen,lol

[fingers]

Originally Posted by angus58

Ben will not require the services of a ghost writer - he makes a very good living from his own impressive writing skills.

Actually most of his income comes from escorting middle aged but stinkingg rich "sugar mummies" to functions then servicing them afterwards, IF he can be arsed.
By his own admission he has no fixed abode, just sponges off his upper class "friends"

[jjj2]

Originally Posted by kazanne

You really are a JJ fan aren't you,you sound just like him,do not listen will not listen,lol

no i have written threads attacking JJ on here before

[Kore]

Originally Posted by Zippy

JJ is the unemployed one. As Ben hilariously points out in his wickedly sly digs!

He's taking time off as his dad passed away and left some money. get over it!

[Kazanne]

Ben did not say he was unemployed did he,as he explained last night to the jabbeing child,When he had his wig on Ben quipped "You look like your unemployed" that's all it was a joke,but the kid thrw a wobbly again