[Omah]

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-ne...y-tv-teat56787

It looks like Aisleyne Trotter-Beauchamp has finally been refused any and all television work here in the UK. Work is of course a fairly nebulous term to Aisleyne, in that she knows about it, has seen other people doing it, but just never really caught the hang of it herself, instead preferring to lather up her chest and then simply wait for someone to throw cash at it, hoping it will stick.

Anyway, the actual purpose of that slightly meaningless intro was that Aisleyne, along with a very smug looking Calum Best and a very classy looking Abi Titmus were all at the launch of their new reality programme, Celebrity Salon, a programme in which they all take turns cutting each other's hair and whining. Probably. We're going to be honest here, the chances of us actually finding out if that's true or not are pretty bloody slim.

Also, because it's shown in Ireland on TV3, there are some people here we don't recognise, like Tits McGee in the see-through top and Chesty Muffins, the girl who's holding Calum Best's hand.