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Old 29-03-2011, 12:04 AM #1
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Not long until we're more popular than naked Emily Parr
Currently on 10,920 views with a post to view ratio of 1:170

The Shack is below with double the views on 22,402 but 3892 posts, giving a view to post ratio of 1:5.75

Still a long way to go before Emily's 102,456 views are beaten

I should really give up my day job and become a statistician
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Currently on 10,920 views with a post to view ratio of 1:170

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Still a long way to go before Emily's 102,456 views are beaten

I should really give up my day job and become a statistician
Or...you know...get out more
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Why not. Already managed 10000 views in 2 days, see if this can be most viewed thread on TIBB by the end of April
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Why not. Already managed 10000 views in 2 days, see if this can be most viewed thread on TIBB by the end of April
Everyone was cheating, using special add-ons to increase the views. Hense it goes up by around five thousand in an hour then only 100 in 10 hours
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Well both this thread, and the happy turtles beat her
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We are only 8 views behind but we will beat you know on views aswell as brains. MTV's Jusy and the Happy Turtles will never be defeated, you dirty bunch of clits. Even arista thinks you are all hussys.
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You think the clit is swollen now? Just wait until it's fisted by an old man on steroids.

That's us, baby.

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