[waterhog]

DAY 26

day 26 started with a morning chore,
Tom and Maisy brushing there teeth, sickness in me it did store.
now a chat with a alterea motive,
Anton explained to Maisy that Mark got his willy out to save,sex with him is pro-motive.
now BB had a task that had more twists then a maze,
welcome to the toy factory, that will dazzle and daze.
Anton and Aden were supervisors that were running,
while Jay was suited and booted, and the boss looked stunning.
porridge for the work force, they are on minium dollars,
while the supervisor and the Manajor had luxury swallers.
the work conditions did appall,
while them at the top had a nice room and a table for pool.
start of the shift and everyone had to manually clock in,
the food at break time, was a sin.
a unhappy work force did lead to a act of rebellion,
a fight between Mark and Arron, they will need a rep from the union.
the first job of the day was for 120 Teddy's to be filled and fluffed,
Maisy found it hard and said its a job to get stuffed.
a bin in the corner was for the rejects,
Arron said that's where i belong, no-one corrects.
i am not sure how it started but the work force were singing,
then a teddy bear fight broke out, caous it was bringing.
the supervisors and mangers were all relaxing,
over the Tan-oy one worker was called for a deal that's taxing.
Tom went and was told if he best performs the food budget he will be maxing.
a pure case of discrimination now, Louise was central,
she got a certificate for hard work, the boss wants to bed her, but thats confidential.
the manager and supervisors were run off there feet i am sure on the way is a furooker,
because it is so hard to run a business and play snooker.
to add a bit of swet, Maisy was told task,
if she can produce the most, luxury she wont need to ask.
so Maisy and Tom were producing beyond belief,
and when it ended, Tom won while Maisy had grief.
the boss loves his factory, its money ringing,
so to make the staff work harder, down the tan-noy he was singing.
a new fight broke out and the factory's is the ring,
the manager and supervisors are useless, they need a trading standards sting.
a poem from the manager to all the staff,
but trouble maker prince harry is only interested in having a laugh.
on with the poem and now sexual exploitation,
Louise and a date with the boss, or job center is the destination.
Maisy and her mission is going down the drain,
and for Alex and Tom to get the best workers, is a pain.
a disruptive worker now, it was gross misconduct,
Arron braking equickment will it be a wage deduct.
Tom and Alex were blowing there own trombone,
while Arron thinks this is a call fake, and had a skive and moan.
now Aden was not happy,
he warned Arron about work, but had to get back up, now that's funny.
the last part of the job was to sort out cards for playing,
yet again one more fight that had production delaying.
Arron and Harry were called to the office about there productivity,
and for the negative vibe and abuse to the mangers, the doll Que will be there activity.
Arron was having none of it, and wanted a appeal,
the management did not listen, no deal.
since the 2 dismissal's production did increase,
while the boss jay was complaining that its hard work to work police.
he praised all the hard workers which was nice,
while all the slackers and skivers got peas and rice.
all 3 tasks were passed and the secret mission,
so all will be eating well, its food vision.
big shock from Mark now, no more filming and all that talk,
everyone upset and crying, but hes fed up and has to walk.
that's day 26, the Joe has spoke,
my last thought goes to Mark, you silly bloke.

(i am not sure how you lot saw it < but thats how theJoe saw day 26 - can not stop day 27 is about to start lol ) no nurse jokes please i have had my medication and been given free time and not due back in my cell till 9 pm tonight.

[Jamsey]

No I did not see a badly written poem on day 26.

I'm getting really sick of all your misleading titles.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Jamsey

No I did not see a badly written poem on day 26.

I'm getting really sick of all your misleading titles.

Go run to mummy then.

[Supernovarolla]

A limerick is supposed to be a five line stanza using the aabba rhyming scheme. You would have been better
off breaking this poem up into thirteen separate limericks using the aabba rhyming scheme than having one long
limerick that doesn't work as, well, as a limerick. It's a chore to read and the meter is odd.

I'd also learn to spell check too.

Example:

"the doll Que will be there activity."

Actually it's their not there.

[mizzy25]

well i enjoyed it and thought it summed up day 26 perfectly