[waterhog]

DO YOU WANT CORRI ON EVERY WEDNESDAY ?

correct me if i am wrong,
but tonight i was not going to sail,
on Wednesday there is only one thing on,
and that's Emerdale.
the reason is,
football has priority,
i have just checked the TV guide,
and will now pass my poem onto the ITV authority.
Emerdale is on at 7,
followed by the street,
and i have not got to listen,
about grown men playing with there balls and feet.
thejoe is now offering,
with ITV i need a agreement,
because if i don't get a Wednesday corri,
i am going to have a self bereavement.
think about it,
you no theJoe's email,
but first listen to my power,
because i am not going to fail.
if you no theJoe,
or want corri back on Wednesday to taste,
dutyoffice,
theJoe's poem send, copy and paste.


( HELLO EVERYONE ON THE MESSAGE BOARD, I NO YOU ALL THINK I AM MAD AND NEVER SAY NOTHING AND PUT THESE SILLY POEMS TOGETHER BUT I REALLY NEED YOU HELP. ARE YOU UNHAPPY BY NOT SEEING CORRI ON A WEDNESDAY AS ITS NORMALY NOT ON NOW, TONIGHT WAS A ONE OFF. I WANT TO GO BACK AND ALWAYS HAVE CORRI ON AT 730 AFTER EMERDALE, ON A WEDNESDAY EVERY WEDNESDAY. DOSE THIS EFFECT ANYONE ELSE OR IS IT A JOE THING? AND NO MEDICATION JOKES OR NURSE JOKES PLEASE, I HAVE JUST BEEN SEEN BY NURSE RACHET AND I HAVE TAKEN ALL MY MEDICATION WITH CHIEF. AND MACHINI AS WELL AND BILLY IS TOPPED UP TO.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EVERYONE COPY AND PASTE IT TO THE EMAIL IN THE POEM AND I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE , KISS MARRY OR SNOG. I NO THIS IS A CONTROVERSIAL ONE BUT WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND AND NOW ? ARE YOU WITH THEJOE OR NOT? YOU NO WHAT TO DO THEN.)


I REALLY WOULD BE SO GREATFUL IF YOU COULD DO THIS FOR ME PLEASE ITV.

[Callum]

It's going back to Wednesdays in 2012

[waterhog]

love u callum < wicked news <