[waterhog]

THURSDAY 22 DECEMBER EASTENDERS

OMG I think it is ending,
its got no more yeast,
not even George Michael can be defending,
and he is the biggest EE beast.
Alfe is just simply pathetic,
his character on no-one can be based,
Shane Richie is as funny as I am poetic,
i.e bottom of the list placed.
i have recently done a poem on the Massoods,
they are giving Indian people a bad name,
it really is changing my moods,
EE should have deep shame.
Jean I love and adore,
like me she has obsessive compulsive disorder,
but like OCD its tiring repetitive and a bore,
i am sorry but none of this will be saved on my recorder.
Shanease is young and I don't want to judge,
so please EE dont make her central,
because i think you are ruining her and making a smudge,
and cancelling out her potential.
Cat was brilliant at her beginning,
now she is a walking doll,
with Cat i am no longer grinning,
she to is damaging my sole.
let me end with 2 plonkers,
Tyler and Anthony are the biggest joke,
EE to have them in your cast you are bonkers,
because anger and rage in me is all they provoke.


(I AM STARTING TO LOOSE ALL FAITH IN THIS SHOW - ANYONE ELSE ?)