[waterhog]

thank you EastEnders date 14.4.12

me father was in the bath,
while me mother was making a brew,
and while i was reading a mag,
i discovered a break in the bbc crew.
he is at Walford tube,
his baggage he is gripping,
the first chance to fly tip,
i am sure Lucy and Ben he will be skipping.
Bryan Kirkwood has his ticket,
some how i don't think the BBC will get a return,
that's why his destination is hot,
and from this he will burn.
please Eastenders learn,
a soap has a set script,
we don't want a producer,
with a stupid naff George Michael story we have to unencrypt.
you need a clear out,
then i am sure you will glow,
and if you can do this,
yet again Eastenders will be a number one show.
i have to end with credit,
2 actors have praise and the light that is green,
i simply adore skit-so Michael,
and want to marry Janine.

( is anyone else happy with this news ? or do we all think EE is at its best and it can only go down hill with this new director - you tell me ?)