[King Gizzard]

Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.

Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here.

This time in the seat is the man who recently got jailed for raping a pencil case:


Niall

Do you ever get mistaken for Wesley Snipes?

[Jords]

If you found out Bjork is just a fragment of your imagination and everything about her is your creation in your head how would you feel?

[Jords]

How would you best describe a flamingo?

[King Gizzard]

Did you know scott's from Belgium?

[Jords]

If you turned into a rock at what speed would you have to be thrown at to knock over the Eiffel tower?

[Jords]

Whats brown and sticky?

[Shaun]

When you are looking in the mirror how much do you want to cut yourself?

[Shaun]

Can your hair be used as an emergency pair of curtains?

[Jords]

Would you ever consider going on BGT and balancing a pineapple on your head?

[Shaun]

To the nearest 3 digit number, how gay are you?

[Jords]

What power from Heroes would you most want?

[Shaun]

Does having the same name as someone in One Direction affect your performance in bed?

[Shaun]

If you had to murder one pop star to steal their husband/boyfriend who would it be?

[Jords]

Is topaz yellow or blue?

[Jords]

What star sign are you?

[Jords]

If the Earth got over-populated and you had to move to Mars which 5 members would you take?

[Shaun]

What is your favourite day of the week to go swimming on?

[Jords]

Whats your all time favourite toilet you had the pleasure to piss/poop in?

[Jords]

Can you grow facial hair?

[Jack_]

How many questions will we have to spam before you go insane?

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Jords

If you found out Bjork is just a fragment of your imagination and everything about her is your creation in your head how would you feel?

Sad at first, but then if she was just a figment of

Originally Posted by Jords

How would you best describe a flamingo?

Pink, one legged, and very gay.

Originally Posted by Nathan

Did you know scott's from Belgium?

No, how lovely. I was there last summer.

Originally Posted by Jords

If you turned into a rock at what speed would you have to be thrown at to knock over the Eiffel tower?

Idk like 3349856798345 mph?

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats brown and sticky?

Your Mum.

Originally Posted by Shaun

When you are looking in the mirror how much do you want to cut yourself?

Not much because the thought of seeing my own blood makes me nauseous.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Can your hair be used as an emergency pair of curtains?

It can actually. I just push it out a bit around my head and it stays there. Instand privacy.

Originally Posted by Jords

Would you ever consider going on BGT and balancing a pineapple on your head?

I was already going to do that how did you know

Originally Posted by Shaun

To the nearest 3 digit number, how gay are you?

Idk 376?

Originally Posted by Jords

What power from Heroes would you most want?

Oh thats a tough one.

Either Claire, Elle, or Candice's powers would be incredible. I like Elle's the best though.

Originally Posted by Shaun

Does having the same name as someone in One Direction affect your performance in bed?

Yes. I can show you if you want.

Originally Posted by Shaun

If you had to murder one pop star to steal their husband/boyfriend who would it be?

Miley Cyrus. Then I'd get Liam Hemsworth.

Originally Posted by Jords

Is topaz yellow or blue?

More yellow? Idk I thought it was orangey.

Originally Posted by Jords

What star sign are you?

Aquarius~

Originally Posted by Jords

If the Earth got over-populated and you had to move to Mars which 5 members would you take?

Scott, Shaun, Dezzy, Claudia, and Smithy.

Originally Posted by Shaun

What is your favourite day of the week to go swimming on?

I don't go swimming because self conscious.

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats your all time favourite toilet you had the pleasure to piss/poop in?

Well there was this one toilet in China and it had buttons up the side, and I'll say this: pressing them to see what they did was equally fun and terrifying.

Originally Posted by Jords

Can you grow facial hair?

Yeah. I should shave everyday but I never bother. It grows fast and its bloody annoying.

Originally Posted by Jack_

How many questions will we have to spam before you go insane?

I think 300 should do it.

[Jack_]

Will you be multi-quoting all of these questions?

[Jack_]

Have you ever wanted to punch a horse in the mouth?

[Shaun]

Who's asking better questions - me or Jords or Kellan Lutz?

[Jack_]

Do you like Jamie East?