[waterhog]

i'm not a celeb but get me in there 30.10.12

its that time again,
to immigrate,
i love Australia,
this is not time to exaggerate.
i will be nervous,
on who is sharing camp,
i hope there are peculiarities,
we need a cramp.
i love the heat,
and how it takes hold,
and then at night,
how it gets very cold.
the night vision is brill,
the same with the microphones,
we can see and hear all,
even the crackling of there bones.
i must not forget bites,
the mosquitoes are rude,
and when the celebs fail in task,
i love rations on the food.
we need comedy,
Ant and Dec are the fun-gal,
i adore "i'm a celeb",
so happy its only days now before the Jungle.


( i do understand i could not possibly go into i'm a celeb because 1. i am not a celeb and 2. i would drive them up the walls with my riddles. )