[waterhog]

Saturdays fungal 18.11.12

Saturdays show started,
and i thought i needed to call the fire brigade,
because how shameful was that,
Nadine saying putting "Rosemary" in is like dropping a had grenade.
a bit of advice,
Brian told Rosemary about her boxing views,
how gracious and apologetic,
but a little debate gave the camp blues.
onto trial number 5,
don't get to excited i feel a rant,
Helen boycotted before even trying,
after immense encouragement from Dec and Ant.
most were speculating,
i must say Colin is old and wise,
Rosemary was positive,
while Eric said "if she was his" its a hanging exercise.
all were stressed,
Linda wants to go home,
while Limahl and Helen were rowing,
these difficulties are proving a hard comb.
Eric was fuming,
the reason for Helen participants he was carving,
silly of her to say " glad i came",
he hit back with " we are not, we are starving".
a little fun next,
they had to pair up and do a duo,
Colin and Eric were fantastic,
they well deserve uno.
David and Charlie were good,
but a career in singing is a sub-tractor,
they got second place,
cancel the X-factor.
Helen and Hugo were 3rd,
it was all about the beg,
how this lady won anything,
i am not pulling your leg.
off to the pub,
this was fruity,
David was happy about calories,
while Rosemary was shaking her booty.
Colin had fun,
it was a pleasure to watch with a pussy cat,
this man is a diamond,
i take off my hat.
that was Saturdays jungle,
but ITV don't get my poetry feed,
i am starting to question it,
as i to think it is a pointless ???? read.

( out of respect i always sent my celeb poems to itv first as it is about a show on there channel and i thought they would be interested.i was wrong - and by the end of my poem even with a little dig - i to am questioning why i write these riddles.)