[Z]

I made a noise that sounded a bit like a chicken being thrown into a swimming pool, jumped off my bed and watched the creepy little bastard waft under my bed.

Send help

Please

I can almost faintly hear it "prrrttt"ing across my floor, taunting me with its spindly little legs EURGH vom

[reece(:]

[King Gizzard]

Daddy Long Legs aren't scary at all They're flimsy and slow

[Z]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Daddy Long Legs aren't scary at all They're flimsy and slow

Nathan this one is spastically throwing itself at the light on my ceiling and swooping down at me every few seconds, I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. They're ****ing creepy, they move their legs like they're feeling the air for victims

[Livia]

Catch him in a glass and let him go out of the window.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Zee

Nathan this one is spastically throwing itself at the light on my ceiling and swooping down at me every few seconds, I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. They're ****ing creepy, they move their legs like they're feeling the air for victims

[Lee.]

Get the Hoover!!

I feel your fear!

[Z]

Originally Posted by Livia

Catch him in a glass and let him go out of the window.

That would involve going near it, and having to throw away a perfectly good glass. I couldn't possibly drink from it knowing that at one time, a devil long death had been inside it.

I've turned my light out and left my bedroom door open because the landing light is on, I'm hoping it'll be lured out of my room, but it could go for my laptop screen, which means I'll have to throw my laptop across the room and sprint out of the house

[Vicky.]

The stuff of nightmares right here
Mind I would not laugh if it was a moth

[Ninastar]

r.i.p greg

we knew u well

[Z]

I don't understand how people aren't terrified of daddy long legs. It's the way they just splay their legs on your wall and just sit there for ages and then suddenly freak out and start speeding around the room like they're going to murder innocent children and violate the vulnerable

What are they doing when they sit on our walls? Are they sleeping? Plotting? Raping the walls to impregnate them with more horrors? I never have this problem when I'm living in my own flat because I don't ****ing LEAVE WINDOWS OPEN ALL DAY -curses my mother-

[Smithy]

This is karma for not buying applause and preordering ARTPOP on iTunes

[Jake.]

What's even worse is that my ps3 is refusing to connect online, and you think you have problems?

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Zee

I don't understand how people aren't terrified of daddy long legs. It's the way they just splay their legs on your wall and just sit there for ages and then suddenly freak out and start speeding around the room like they're going to murder innocent children and violate the vulnerable

What are they doing when they sit on our walls? Are they sleeping? Plotting? Raping the walls to impregnate them with more horrors? I never have this problem when I'm living in my own flat because I don't ****ing LEAVE WINDOWS OPEN ALL DAY -curses my mother-

Because they're totally harmless with brains the size of a... of a... of something infinitesimally small. Not even big enough to have the sense to be frightened by a creature as big as you plotting to kill him.

[King Gizzard]

Spiders - crawling, move quickly, generally look scary - I get it

daddy long lets - tiny long legs, move about 0.000034834 miles an hour, float around like fairies, can be killed in about a second - I still don't get it lol

[Jake.]

Nathan is actually a daddy longlegs

[Jake.]

Okay my ps3 seems to be online so your problem is worse

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Okay my ps3 seems to be online so your problem is worse

Phew, thank God for that. I was worried...

[Z]

NOW THERE'S A FLY ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN omfg I am done with this world I AM DONE

[Z]

I wonder how mature adults deal with these situations

[Z]

How am I 22 years old

[Livia]

Are you worried about all insects, Zee? Or mainly flying ones?

[Z]

Insects in general I suppose, can't stand spiders, daddy long legs, moths, flies, caterpillars, centipedes, etc etc... bleugh

[Z]

Marc I swear to god if you dare post a picture of a spider on my visitor wall I am going to put bleach in your shampoo

[Livia]

Awwww Zee... If I lived closer I've pop round and save you.