[waterhog]

i am applying to go on the undateables ch4 - 11.01.14

yes i am free and single,
and looking for a match,
this show is going to let me mingle,
its going to take away my head scratch.
of-course i have errors,
difficulties are my crime,
everyday my wife will wake to terrors,
because i will present her with a rhyme.
so to ch4 i will beg,
sign me up to this series,
i want love "i'm not pulling your leg",
its missing from my life "mega theories".
there are stipulations,
just like those on the "undateable's",
so i am going to lay down my manipulations,
none leave no retractable s.
i want someone kind and caring,
from the heat driven,
i don't care about looks, glamour or fame sharing,
accusing me of shallow will never be forgiven.
its not all about myself,
maybe that's where i have gone wrong,
i have been getting dust on the shelf,
been unnoticed and not available for way to long.
i am applying to channel four,
my application will cause a smile,
"the love of my life" i am going to score,
look out for me on the "undateables" reconise my poemstyle.


( if i am accecpted by ch4 as this is going to them first - look out for me on this great show. and if you have not seen it - i would strongly recommend it if you are looking for a good watch. )