[waterhog]

19 November WTD World Toilet Day 05.10.14

before you read
i have conditions and terms
on behalf of WTD i plead
and after this filth wash your hands for germs.
it is a vile topic
effecting the whole community
the disease spread is not microscopic
more catching then Queens "wembley" version of "Tutti Frutti".
of-course there is a taboo
everyone must agree
none will discuss having a poo
or how excruciating it is when desperate for a wee.
now i am going to add fouls
"Parliament" even need this debate
everyone has to open there bowels
it often happens after clearing your food plate.
most "toilets" were closed
to save money was not the only priority
now i highlight all those that exposed
the pervert was now in authority.
it is also a "drug addicts" haven
and perfect for a "sexual freeek"
rough, raw , dirty, smelly clean or shaven
"fast love" to many "toilet love"people seek.
we need patrolled facility's
job creation this will open wide
lets give WTD these abilities
so why stay in when you can "lets go outside".

(do you want some Tutti Frutti and from the queen ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FkNgC8_CU4 or do you want some fast love in the most exclusive toilets in the world ? you can here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZAYdHcDtU as for WTD i hope everyone puts on pressure for these to be provided as when you have to go, you have to go, even the Queen . (please everyone note how i will deliberately not mention George in this poem. ) i am going to try and get this to the queen - georgy boy as out of respect and WTD organization and i hope my job has been done now. sorry to cut this short but i really have to go. seriously i can feeling down my leg. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. ps love a funny reply if anyone read this. it has to rhyme ok ? and if the conserative party read this i hope they heed my advice and instead of just talking what comes out of a toilet, act and provide them. and if was to meet a GM associate i would run to the nearest bog out of fear. want to find out more about this day ?http://worldtoiletday.org/ )