[waterhog]

not at all sticky - not Allo Allo but cheerio Vicky v the great pretender 05.12.14

a delightful finish
the voters have to take responsibility
for once there was no diminish
i am part proud to admit liability.
Tinchy did boom
even if envy did ache
he sailed through the catacomb
jealousy was clearly shown by Jake.
then it got a little corny
Jake got the lady's thinking weena
one fell straight in and got horny
forget Kendra as the new "sex god" is Edwina.
Jake and foggy were buzzing
but neither were a Queen bee with a crown
education like me is fuzzing
none will ever appear on "Countdown".
a nice gesture was the price
Vicky and Kendra did feel better
Foggy and Jake turn't down the "choc ice"
so they could get there long over due letter.
business news was on the agenda
i hope young girls understand
like all "sex workers" they are " the great pretender"
sitting and talking to old men is not how Kendra made 500 grand.
could not watch the final blow
it would have been uncomfortable and sticky
its goodbye goodbye and not "Allo Allo"
i am let down and disappointed with Vicky.

( thank you to everyone who voted. the right person went to keep the show interesting.if you have anything to say on how you feel last nights eviction was please make it rhyme. thanking you. if you want to win a bonus poem on something of your choice then name the great pretnder ? and while you think please chill and watch this song to give you a few subtle hints https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g )