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Old 18-04-2012, 03:18 AM #1
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I was informed upon arrival I would recieve sexual services from a "Scott".

Any ETA on that, guys? This place smells weird and I don't deal well with pink dancing elephants. Christ, like, why is that a default smiley... Is it really in that common usage?

None of this was a good idea, oh God, what have I done.
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I wouldn't bother with Scott. He's not worth the wait. 30 second wonder I call him

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Scott is unfortunately a premature ejaculater. It was running down my leg before he even penetrated.
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