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Old 03-03-2003, 10:37 AM #1
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Not sure if you have seen this before but it makes me laugh even though i had been sent it a while back.

SUBJECT: Alcohol Warning Labels

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a giraffe in heat.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them
at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with other members of the opposite
sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing with you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink
you can tipe real gode.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a giraffe in heat.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink
you can tipe real gode.


Love it!


That was me at the last TiBB convention!!!!!!!!!!
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
I think this one applied to all of us Janette
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Funny you should mention that......
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink
you can tipe real gode.

Nwo I knwo whit os ring with me typong !
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Neic eno Brosi! (Hic!)
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
I KNEW I coudn't sing . . . . . it was the consumption of alcohol which meant I didn't care!!! (sorry everyone who heard me murder 'Evergreen )
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I am TeeTotal

So I am never out of control

And I know what you all get up to
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