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Not sure if you have seen this before but it makes me laugh even though i had been sent it a while back.
SUBJECT: Alcohol Warning Labels Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode. |
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Funny you should mention that......
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Nwo I knwo whit os ring with me typong ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() Neic eno Brosi! (Hic!) ![]() Quote:
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Cyber Warrior
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I am TeeTotal
![]() So I am never out of control ![]() And I know what you all get up to ![]() |
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