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waterhog · 01-10-2015, 03:57 PM

ocsober 01.10.15

with out over smothering

i will attempt to explain

because everyday i am recovering

the drink gives me pain.

so what is "ocsober"

it has got a familiar rhyme

cast your memory back to "stoptober"

did you quit the nicotine crime.

now i am progressing

but i am going to do it undercover

hopefully you won't finish still guessing

and you won't ask my "white mother".

no to the preach

even if i am riddled with sarcasm

out of the question is "sex on the beach"

i won't do your "wet pu33y" and give you no orgasm.

you may feel like a "zombie"

but these feelings will fade

and if you smell my abercrombie

over me you will pour your "electric lemonade".

is my explanation ample

or are you turning blue

i would offer to take you to "shirley temple"

for a long hard "sloe screw".

or is it out of bound

even for you its shady

maybe together we can out run a "grey hound"

deep down i am no " danny zuko" and you are my "pink lady".

settling down is the "sea breeze"

this you would rather

in my "golden cadillac" lets tease

lets drive round london like the "godfather".

i won't give you a "snake bite"

what do you say to a tipple

a "blow job" would feel right

can i first lick your "slippery nipple".

i am feeling the strain

my self destruct is a fail

i now understand why they call it "liquid cocaine"

but still confused over the "rusty nail".

thanks to the reader

you will get through "ocsober"

after reading this you will be a bleeder

lets start this challenge with one last ever "pina caldar".

　

( if you are like me and confused by my ramberlings you can find out about this challange to quit the liquid in october here http://ocsober.com.au/ or if you need proof that the names i used for drink are genuine you can find some listed here http://www.drinkfox.com/information/alcohol-slang-names and if you want to buy me a drink - forget it - i am sober. so cheers)