[Benjamin]

Just minding my own business outside, enjoying a coffee, rum truffle and a cigarette before bed and then I hear my neighbours start arguing. I guess I'll have to have another coffee and cigarette

[MB.]

Depends if you can see their pussy willow or not

[Lostie!]

I always thought no (like when there's an argument I'm always trying to block them out and I basically don't give a **** about these people), but the other night an ambulance went to one of the houses and I was gawping from my window so I need to reevaluate my answer.

[T*]

Bitch you better quit smoking

[JoshBB]

My neighbours are all old people, the only gossip you hear is "omg shirley you forgot to water the plants"

[T*]

But no not really, I only have one neighbor and they're across the road

[Kate!]

Hell yes

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Třm

But no not really, I only have one neighbor and they're across the road

LT?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by MB.

Depends if you can see their pussy willow or not

You are nuts MB.

[Josy]

I'm a nosy bastard.

If somethings happening out in the street and I can't see from the window I'm right out

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by JoshBB

My neighbours are all old people, the only gossip you hear is "omg shirley you forgot to water the plants"

Not Shirley's pussy willow drying up

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Josy

I'm a nosy bastard.

If somethings happening out in the street and I can't see from the window I'm right out

[LukeB]

Yes, i sometimes put a glass on the wall when i hear them arguing

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

before bed

Today, 09:39 PM

[kirklancaster]

I never hear my neighbours nor they me. It's idylic.

[JoshBB]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Not Shirley's pussy willow drying up

this is going in my signature

[Marsh.]

Yes. I was having a sh*t on Monday and then I heard scouse yelling and I had a good view from the bathroom window of them on the corner arguing with some woman about her looking into his parked car.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

By bed I mean getting into bed, not sleeping. Although I've been up since 6am so it won't be long.

[Benjamin]

Update, Sarah is angry as Dave is in love with Lucy and won't admit it

[Pete.]

[Benjamin]

Sarah "Oh he said because you said

Dave " wait"

Sarah "don't you dare interupt me! Who are you!"

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

By bed I mean getting into bed, not sleeping.

I'll PM you my snapchat

[T*]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Yes. I was having a sh*t on Monday and then I heard scouse yelling and I had a good view from the bathroom window of them on the corner arguing with some woman about her looking into his parked car.

I love our county

[Benjamin]

Sarah is threatening to ring lucy

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I'll PM you my snapchat

Absolutely not