[waterhog]

designer vagina advert - metro paper 11.05.16



i was reading the metro

and my heart sank like a cargo liner

i need not go to a sauna in my speedo

my dog is getting a designer.

she does only want to please

i am her only gain

she better not start that web cam tease

that excuse don't wash it was to relieve pain.

i tell her it is poetic

unlike me a forgery

don't go down there with cosmetic

risky is any surgery.

she is no way a moose

my talk is never nasty

i would never shout that's so loose

the hint was open page on labiaplasty.

you have served fantastic

higher then ever is my libido

i love it all even the smell of plastic

lets just hope they don't put this humiliation in the metro.





http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36262199