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Old 23-06-2016, 10:30 PM #1
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This show drives me NUTS!

On Monday: I hate someone, and by Friday, I begin to love them.

Jayne is WINNING me over after tonight.

"Hello? Is that the psychiatrist?.... Oh hello. Could I make an appointment please?"
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This show drives me NUTS!

On Monday: I hate someone, and by Friday, I begin to love them.

Jayne is WINNING me over after tonight.

"Hello? Is that the psychiatrist?.... Oh hello. Could I make an appointment please?"

I'm the same...found myself liking Laura tonight...disliking Lateysha and feeling sorry for Hughie
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I know AJ - I even wrote this son g about her:

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CALUMNY JAYNE


She just blew in from the Kinky City
She's old and knackered and ain't so pretty,
But I'll tell ya what she has got -
An that is guile.

She is putting on an act,
And that's a plain and simple fact.
Just listen to Chelsea -
He ought to know.

She tried to snare that wealthy fella
But he rejected the 'Kiss And Teller'
And good old Chelsea -
Told her where to go.

Jaynee's life in the kinky city
was sordid, base, and worthy of pity
'Cos she slept with rich guys -
Yes siree.

Shacked up with guys for loot and glory
Then sold the tabloids her dirty story
Not just one time -
But all THREE.

She says all those 'kiss and tell' fees
Went to several charities,
But I ain't buying that -
No siree.

Now she claims to be a 'Private Eye'
Willing to trap your cheating guy
But ain't that too rich -
From a cheating bitch?

She's done more than one Private Sexual Show'
And made Porno Pics in explicit pose.
And if you want proof hun -
Just look in 'The Sun'.

She has Rich fools eyes a popping
All 'knickers off and trousers dropping'
But she don't turn me on -
No WAY siree.

And I ain't taken in by a well known slaggy
Now doing an act as 'Kim and Aggie'
All you might be -
But hell no, not me.

It's one thing a girl being clean and fussy
But another when that girl's a two bit hussy
Who should worry about 'How Clean Is Her Pussy' -
Yes siree.

Now I'm CONFUSED.
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Er...No actually.... YOU and LIV are.
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Er...No actually.... YOU and LIV are.
what am I, chopped liver?
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......you old charmer, Captain Kirk...
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I'm up for it Shaun.
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Kirk has too many ladies on the go... he can't keep us all happy
Mokka my sweet - I forgot to include you. (But I HAVE been up now for 27 hours with no sleep at all, and I am ancient and decrepit )
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......you old charmer, Captain Kirk...
Moi? It's not true.... Oh you sweet vision, I almost forgot... these are for you... I picked them fresh from the meadow this morning. I will bring them to you personally to save you collecting them, for I know that your beautiful legs must be tired.... because you have been running through my mind all night.
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Mokka my sweet - I forgot to include you. (But I HAVE been up now for 27 hours with no sleep at all, and I am ancient and decrepit )
I know... no offense was taken

Plus, Liv and Ammi are both in a category far above me anyways
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Moi? It's not true.... Oh you sweet vision, I almost forgot... these are for you... I picked them fresh from the meadow this morning. I will bring them to you personally to save you collecting them, for I know that your beautiful legs must be tired.... because you have been running through my mind all night.
kirky baby - you old romantic - I must ask your advice on chap up lines - no more poetry to woooooooooooooo the lady's
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I never thought of that.
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