[Red Moon]

Best Big Brother quotes ever

WE'RE waiting with baited breath for the next gaggle of freaks and cretins to wander into the BB house and hijack our summer.

Over the last few years we've been treated to moments of TV gold, and with the cameras rolling for 24 hours a day, there's nowhere to hide, and the quotes flow thick and fast.

And, boy, do this lot say some stupid things.

Here's a few of our favourites. Enjoy.

"I probably sound Welsh on the telly."

Helen, Big Brother 2

"I'm the slick-man , rapper slash part-time hitman for god sake."

Victor, Big Brother 5

"The problem is you're so similar - but in different ways."

Amma, Big Brother 2

"East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?"

Jade, Big Brother 3

"I love moths, they're the best."

Pete, Big Brother 7

“I was drunk, Anthony was drunk. No one will ever know what happened in that pool.”

Makosi, Big Brother 6

"Victor, you're a *******, but I'm going to dance with you."

Shell, Big Brother 5

"I love blinking, I do!"

Helen, Big Brother 2

"Do you want to touch my bap?"

Michelle, Big Brother 5

"Tweedle-dum, Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-twat."

Science, Big Brother 6

"Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?"

Nikki, Big Brother 7

"I can't believe people think I'm gay."

Craig, Big Brother 6

"Posh and Becks named their baby Brooklyn, because he was concieved there. What am I going to call my baby? Jacuzzi?"

Makosi, Big Brother 6

"I live the life of an international popstar."

Paul, Big Brother 2

"I went to the toilet; I strained too hard... and I've given myself a migraine."

Alex, Big Brother 3

"Know yourself, you better know yourself if you're talking to me, little girl."

Aisleyne, Big Brother 7

Big Bro: "There are two people up for eviction..."

Jon Tickle: "Controversial."

Big Bro: "...they are, in alphabetical order..."

Jon Tickle: "Massive pause"

Big Bro: "...Jon..."

Jon Tickle: "another massive pause"

Big Bro: "...and Justine"

Jon Tickle: "Them's the breaks!"

Jon Tickle, Big Brother 4

"Sex. I just see sex as a deeper form of communication with someone else."

Elizabeth, Big Brother 2

Source:The Sun

[BigSister]

thanks for those Red

[Mike]

Some great quotes there. My favourites are the Victor one or the Jade "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?" one that was hilarious listening to her say that.

[Noel]

i thought a good one was in bb1 i think, when some guy got a headache because he was constipatied. sorry. dont know his name.