[Strictly Jake]

How BB has predicted a storm coming and leading up to tomorrow the weather has been really windy and rainy and well..stormy

It has here anyway

Hoping it to be pouring down at the launch to add atmosphere

[thisisdanny]

Typical British weather I'd say

[Oaker]

it isn't going to be stormy when the launch starts I think

[thisisdanny]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

Hoping it to be pouring down at the launch to add atmosphere

Not you hoping Samantha Markle skids off stage into the unsuspecting crowd

[Rob!]

Urgh, don't. That song annoys me. Barely any of what she says is actual irony.

[DanielM787]

Originally Posted by thisisdanny

Not you hoping Samantha Markle skids off stage into the unsuspecting crowd

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Rob!

Urgh, don't. That song at annoys me. Barely any of what she says is actual irony.

See I have heard people say this

But

10000 spoons when all you need is a knife

Man wins lottery and dies the next day

Someone scared of flying dies on a plane

Rain on your wedding day

All pretty ironic. Don’t you think?

Actually what would be ironic is if now Alanis morrisette has had a sex change to Alan Morris and enters that house tomorrow

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by thisisdanny

Not you hoping Samantha Markle skids off stage into the unsuspecting crowd

[Rob!]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

See I have heard people say this

But

10000 spoons when all you need is a knife

Man wins lottery and dies the next day

Someone scared of flying dies on a plane

Rain on your wedding day

All pretty ironic. Don’t you think?

Actually what would be ironic is if now Alanis morrisette has had a sex change to Alan Morris and enters that house tomorrow

None of these are actual irony though.

The knives and spoons thing is just inconvenient. It isn't irony to not be able to place your hands on the exact thing you're looking for.

Rain on your wedding day isn't irony, again it's just inconvenient and annoying. It could happen on any day.

Even dying on a plane when you're afraid of flying isn't that ironic really. I'm scared of spiders and snakes and if one killed me, it would be justifiable but not ironic.

DON'T because I had many arguments about this at uni and I am just waiting for another.

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Rob!

None of these are actual irony though.

The knives and spoons thing is just inconvenient. It isn't irony to not be able to place your hands on the exact thing you're looking for.

Rain on your wedding day isn't irony, again it's just inconvenient and annoying. It could happen on any day.

Even dying on a plane when you're afraid of flying isn't that ironic really. I'm scared of spiders and snakes and if one killed me, it would be justifiable but not ironic.

DON'T because I had many arguments about this at uni and I am just waiting for another.

Hmm some good advice that I just didn’t take and oh no I have just found a fly in my Chardonnay

[Rob!]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

Hmm some good advice that I just didn’t take and oh no I have just found a fly in my Chardonnay

Nope. Neither of them are ironic in the slightest. The advice one COULD be if everybody in the room thought it was the worst advice ever given and in the end, it turns out that it was the only bit of advice you were given that would have helped you, but that isn't what she's saying.

The fly thing...nope. It just isn't. It's like the rain and spoons thing. Just inconvenient and annoying!