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Chat and Games Looking for forum games, and completely off topic banter - this is your place! (includes Virtual Big Brother type forum games) |
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This Witch doesn't burn
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MR C did this years ago to my car while I was in Ireland, and I had to sort it when I came back
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‘She’
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A great thief
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if its a Ford Escort then it ceased production in 2004 so that must be a very well looked after car, Of course the classic Escort for me was the RS2000
my dad had a yellow one like this until he pulled out in front of a car in the 70s. I suspect he was somewhat over the limit but back then you had to be so you did not worry about not wearing a seatbelt and the fact everyone else was pissed up too. ![]() |
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TeamDiegoPooth <3
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TeamDiegoPooth <3
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get them Nicky
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I want to know what escort you are driving.
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Oh dear.
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Stop the boats
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Stop the boats
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Fast Fords are making massive money at auction at the mo
Ł142k for a cossie https://www.aol.co.uk/2017/07/31/rar...lII3-kmz1YkGlB |
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self-oscillating
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Any escort i've tried to fill with diesel has slapped me rather than dying
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Aw....I had an Escort years ago....loved that car till sone bastard stole it. The police found it but made me go and pick it up and told me I might need a screwdriver to start it....the thieves stole not only my tape collection....but also my love for it. So I flogged it and got a peugeot 205 instead.
How much diesel did you put in it? It can be sorted
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I can't tell if people are going along with this or the joke has gone over their head but it's got me laughing either way.
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In my Cop era
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Is this one of your jokes?
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