[Mrluvaluva]

From DS

Brian panicked this afternoon, when he realised that his favourite pair of shoes had gone missing and demanded someone tell him where they are.

The 20-year-old was looking for the shoes in the bedroom when he shouted: "Who's hiding things? It's pathetic. Who's hiding my white shoes? They're my most prized possession, everyone knows I love my white shoes. Ziggy where did you put my white shoes?"

When Ziggy told him he had put them by Liam's bed, Liam pleaded ignorance. Brian then started worrying because he wanted to wear them tomorrow night.

But an unimpressed Tracey asked him: "Why, where are you going? Sitting on the sofa?"

Brian explained: "I like to feel like I'm going out on a Friday night." But Tracey still did not understand the need and informed him: "But you're not."

The Essex lad then moaned: "We've got to be smarter than that. Hiding stuff is a mug's game. What are we? Girl Guides?"

He then decided to get everyone back by hiding their stuff and warned Tracey: "Are you scared? You should be scared, we'll get you."

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